The Jack Connors Experience Begins

If anybody else was disappointed by M. Night (get it? get it? M. Night like Midnight? Eh? Eh? Not laughing? Not smiling and thinking "that is rather clever? No? Neither am I) Shmalayan (or Shmalayan or however the hell you spell his name)'s latest series of photographs moving at high speed in conjunction with sounds, aptly titled 'The Last Airbender' (ironic because it's also his last film...I hope.) then hold your breath until you turn blue in the face and pass out BECAUSE A NEW AVATAR SERIES IS IN THE WORKS. HOT DAMN.
The new series will be titled "Avatar: The Legend of Korra". According to the massive rumor mill that we call the internet, the series will follow the adventures of an waterbender named Korra (if you don't know what a waterbender is, it's basically a human super soaker) who will somehow communicate with Aang, the eponymous last airbender. Did I mention the series takes place a hundred years in the future? No? Alright then. The series takes place a hundred years in the future, and that's all I know. If you're still curious, move your cursor to the top of the web page and Google it or Bing it or Shut it down and get some fresh air, you dork.