July 14, 2010


Joining the scene of attempting to review grunge/early post-grunge, Bush is the newest member of more than a dozen by now. Above is their new single Afterlife.

Now, listening to this on iTunes, I got annoyed to see another comment like this:


Jr. Kid 9287's review:
Is this Seether, Shinedown, Finger Eleven, or Three Days Grace? cause it sure doesnt sound like Bush. With every new song coming out from older bands (that WERE cool), it makes you think, "maybe they should stick with what MADE them cool." It makes me sad being a 90's kid listening to this track directly after listening to Superman or Machinehead...THOSE tracks were examples of Bush, THIS is every other band out today. It seems like a lot of bands from the 90's formed a group in between then and now...it's called Everyband...and they all made the same music to put out as they got older. You may fool the youngsters, but not the people that grew up with you.

Single Review: "Afterlife" – Bush

Afterlife  by Bush Joining the scene of attempting to review grunge/early post-grunge, Bush is the newest member of more than a do...

July 13, 2010

To inform the World better about what types of players play in Major League Soccer, I've composed several categories in this field guide to help you become aware of the types of MLS players:

Type 1: The Prospect


The prospect is a majority of the younger players in Major League Soccer at the moment. They get drafted in the MLS Super Draft because of their star performance on youth international teams (primarily on the USMNT U-20, U-17 or other CONCACAF youth nations).

These players do not stick in MLS for awhile, because during their debutant season or their second/third season in the league, they break out and attract interest in various big-name European clubs. Usually this occurs subsequent to contract expiration, so that they do not have to pay the league a hefty transfer fee, that sometimes gets rejected.

Prospects don't really foresee MLS as their league for their career, but as the springboard for their European club career, so that they get a stronger chance of playing on the US senior squad.

Past examples of prospects: Jozy Altidore, Tim Howard, Michael Bradley, Clearance Goodson and Freddy Adu.

Current examples of prospects: Omar Gonzalez, Chris Seitz, Chris Pontius, Jack McInerney, Freddy Montero, Danny Mwanga.

Type 2: The Cast-off

Cast off's are common and come in all types. Most are players who decided to head straight over to Europe after college, and joined a subpar second-tier European team. They might have joined a much stronger European team, but only see time in the reserves and being loaned. 

MLS sees these as either "US internationals" (that only ocassionaly play) or scrubby European players, and  offer them a fairly decent deal, and they become regulars in the lineup.

Past examples of cast-offs: Sebastian Le Toux, Heath Pearce, Robbie Rogers, and even Landon Donovan in his early days.

Type 3: The Reject

An egotistic player who THINKS he has the quality to play in Europe. He tries out with many teams, only to be rejected.

Past examples of rejects: Robbie Findley, Luciano Emilio.

Type 4: Retirement Home

Past examples of retirement home players: Juan Pablo Angel, Kasey Keller, Freddie Ljungberg, and Cuatemeloc Blanco. 

Type 5: Hollywood 

Past example of hollywood players: David Beckham and soon enough Thierry Henry.

Type 6: Scrubs

The scrub is the player that never has an never will be good enough to go over to Europe, and will play his whole career in MLS. Perhaps play a few games for US national team as well, however, it's looking like if you're in MLS and you want to play with the senior squad...you're going to have to be tearing up the league.

Past and present examples of scrubs: Brian Ching, Bobby Convey, 

Type 7: Landon Donovan's

The very rare breed. Players that are more than capable of playing top club football overseas, but because of personal choice, and MLS crying to keep them, they decide to stay in the States, also because their national team spot is secured.

Examples: Landon Donovan (no shit), Danny Callif, Bobby Convey,  

A Field Guide to the types of MLS Players

To inform the World better about what types of players play in Major League Soccer, I've composed several categories in this field guide...
A list like this came to me mainly because–aw fuck, it. None of you will actually will read this, you'll glance at the pics and when you see someone that's attractive, you'll then look at her name. No need to say anymore, and onward to the pics and girls.

Note this: these are PLAYERS not WAG's.

8. Natasha Kai



6. Brandi Chastian




4. Rachel Unitt




3. Monica Gonzalez






2. Laisa Andrioli


Meh, she's somewhat okay looking...but get a load of the winner...


1. Kyle Barry

Warning: Experiencing a boner is ten times more likely with this photo than the previous one. View at your own risk.


Top 25 Hottest Soccer Players

A list like this came to me mainly because–aw fuck, it. None of you will actually will read this, you'll glance at the pics and when you...

July 12, 2010




Falling a bit behind on my Major League Soccer power rankings, not that's going to make a lot of you too upset...or any of you for that matter.

I think this week is where the parity has finally began to kick in. It was fun thinking for awhile we had super clubs, good clubs, okay clubs, bad clubs, and horrifyingly awful clubs. Case is, with some minor exceptions, parity prevailed this week. Perhaps an upset here and there.

Now for the rankings. Not a good deal of change, except in the middle of the pack.

2010 MLS Power Rankings: Week 16

Falling a bit behind on my Major League Soccer power rankings, not that's going to make a lot of you too upset...or any of you...

July 11, 2010

SPAIN 1, NETHERLANDS 0 (a.e.t.)


Watch: Match Highlights • ESPN Recap • NY Times Live Blog


There's myriad blabber to say about this World Cup, but I guess if anything, the Spanish won their first World Cup. It'll be remembered by that, and Andrés Iniesta's extra time goal that made him a nation icon, and send the Dutch home in tears for the third time in a World Cup final (previously done so in 1974 and 1978).

World Cup Final: The Better Team Won Today

SPAIN 1, NETHERLANDS 0 (a.e.t.) Watch: Match Highlights • ESPN Recap • NY Times Live Blog There's myriad blabber to say about this...
BY JACK CONNORS


First Impression: that fellow appears to be sitting next to me!
Like: I feel like 'everything' is cheating...but I have yet to find something I dislike.
Dislike: You're leaving me alone in journalism after this year. And we don't get our chill on nearly enough.
Confession: Rowing is better than soccer. Sorry, but it's true. (soccer's a close second)

Impressions of Tyler

BY JACK CONNORS First Impression: that fellow appears to be sitting next to me! Like: I feel like 'everything' is cheating...b...

July 10, 2010

BY TYLER WALTER

I told myself some-while ago that I wanted to write a post about junior year, and so, some random night during the summer, I've decided I have sometime.

One last look back on Junior Year

BY TYLER WALTER I told myself some-while ago that I wanted to write a post about junior year, and so, some random night during the summer,...
I could go right ahead and tell you all to watch it because it is such a gloomy day outside, for the first time in weeks, but I am going to give you three soccer-based reasons why you should give a damn in watching the 2010 FIFA World Cup third-place game.

Before I get into the reasons, a bit of background knowledge. Germany is playing Uruguay at 2:30 today on ABC, coverage starts...around 1:30 pm? I'm not for sure about that, so you might want to check ESPN's web site, the paper or your TV remote guide (if you have one). While Germany's the likely favorite, Uruguay is still a force to be reckoned with, as the Dutch barely squeaked away with a victory in the semis.

Time now to get into the reasons, I hope this means you drop any other plans you have to watch this game:

Three reasons to watch the FIFA World Cup consolation match

I could go right ahead and tell you all to watch it because it is such a gloomy day outside, for the first time in weeks, but I am going to ...

 

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