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Goddamn it, boring week, so...many...ties. Too many of them 0-0, and the victories were only 1-0 and it only condensed the table even closer. More competition, but it reinstates the fact that Major League Soccer is a "commie league", where all the teams are of equal or nearly-equal skill. Also known as...hard as fuck to predict and rank teams. My jokingly statement awhile back about it being a 16-way tie is hardly an exaggeration, I believe we're at an eight-way tie. The hell? Record is wins, losses, draws.To those of you who were redirected here, we apologize.
In an attempt to befriend Asian investors and increase office morale, we here at Grooveshark established some connections with the Chinese black market and imported our very own black-and-white Giant Panda (hereby known as "Pickles"). Unfortunately, due to circumstances no one could have foreseen, Pickles became agitated at the fluorescent lights and near-constant belly rubs and began clawing at our computers.
Pickles is currently thrashing about in the server room, causing the technical difficulties and temporary outage you just experienced. As soon as our interns return from Pier 1 with synthetic bamboo, a picnic basket and an oversized net, we will be able to return the servers back to normal and, if we can, rescue the coder that Pickles has taken as a prize.
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